November 22nd, 2007

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My First Poll (I'm So Proud!)

Poll #1093350 Thanksgiving Aftermath

Which of these dishes would you eat cold?

Congealed gravy, with fat on top.
0(0.0%)
Lumpy mashed potatoes.
0(0.0%)
Stuffing.
3(50.0%)
Turkey giblets.
0(0.0%)
None of the above.
1(16.7%)

What's the best way to get a relative to leave?

Start watching C-SPAN.
1(16.7%)
Announce, "Time for nude table tennis!"
1(16.7%)
Turn the lights out and go to bed.
2(33.3%)
Serve them cold congealed gravy, with fat on top.
1(16.7%)
Other (explain in comments)
1(16.7%)

What's the best non-food use for left-over turkey?

Biodegradable kwonset hut.
0(0.0%)
B-list celebrity perfume.
1(16.7%)
Sidewalk chalk for game of hop-scotch.
1(16.7%)
Deterrence for turkey "Scared Straight" program.
3(50.0%)
Other (explain in comments)
1(16.7%)



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